Bad bad hair

I think there is no problem as grave as bad hair.....

You go to a salon only to get loads of empathy/sympathy (take ur pick!) from the barber. Also, the guy sitting in the chair next to urs would usually be whistling a soft number and directing the barber which hair style he is going to sport this time while another barber would be looking at ur face as if to say, " What brought you here?"